| Subject | Grade | Teacher’s note |
|---|
grade your
bags.
| Subject | Grade | Teacher’s note |
|---|---|---|
| Entries | D | 23% of trades closed green |
| Exits | C | wins 1.10× the size of losses |
| Patience | F | 94% of exits inside a minute |
| Sizing | F | 2+ SOL entries lost 0.66 SOL |
| Bag control | A | 2 of 33 tokens still held |
“Buys the top, sells the first wick. A true artist.”
Paste any Solana wallet. Get a report card on how it trades memecoins: real PnL, five habits graded, one honest roast.
Your report card
- Realized PnL
- Win rate
- Tokens traded
- Median hold
- Paperhand score
- –
- Left on the table
- –
- Losses dodged
- –
Fix it with the full report
Paid straight on Solana. No account, no email, no card.
Your rulebook
Regret ledger
| Token | Sold for (SOL) | Worth now (SOL) | Verdict |
|---|
By hold time
By position size
By hour (your time)
every sell, checked against today.
From the sample wallet above. Your full report lists every token you sold.
how it works
First you paste any wallet.
Then it finds every buy and sell, on any bot.
Then the math: real cost, fees in, airdrops out.
Then every habit gets a grade.
rules written from your own trades.
- Stop holding under 1 min. You lost 3.78 SOL over 29 trades there.
- Cap your size: entries over 2 SOL lost 0.66 SOL.
- Hour 1:00 UTC is your worst slot (−1.05 SOL). Stay off the charts then.
The sample wallet’s real rulebook. Yours comes with the full report.
free to grade.
$6.90 to fix it.
Report card
Free
- Overall grade, S to F
- Five habits graded
- Realized PnL, win rate, median hold
- Paperhand score and what you left on the table
- A card to share
Full report
$6.90 in SOL
- Everything in the report card
- Your personal rulebook, written from your own losing patterns
- Regret ledger: every token you sold and what it’s worth today
- PnL by hold time, position size and hour of day
- Re-grade free for 30 days to see if you got better
- Works as a gift: unlock a friend’s wallet
questions, filed.
Do I have to connect my wallet?
No. Grading is read-only: you paste an address and we read public Solana data. Nothing asks you to connect or sign. Paying for the full report is a normal SOL transfer that you approve yourself.
How is PnL worked out?
From your last 300 transactions. Every swap is matched first-in-first-out against what you paid. Fees and Jito tips count as cost; refundable token-account rent doesn’t. Tokens that arrived as airdrops or transfers don’t count as profit.
What decides the grade?
Profit factor (how big your wins are next to your losses), return on what you put in, and win rate, in that order of weight. Fewer than five closed trades stays unranked.
How do I pay, and what if it doesn’t unlock?
Scan the code with Phantom, Solflare or Backpack, or pay from a browser wallet. It unlocks as soon as the payment confirms, usually in seconds. If it doesn’t, reopen the same wallet’s page and it picks the payment back up.
Can I grade someone else?
Any wallet address works, and you can unlock a friend’s full report as a gift. Wallet data on Solana is public; we never try to tie an address to a person.
Is this financial advice?
No. It looks backwards at trades that already happened, for fun and self-reflection. It never tells you what to buy or sell.